‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
(via theheartknowsall)
The Seven Shittiest Sins
- Greed: I want shit
- Envy: I want your shit
- Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
- Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
- Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
- Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
- Pride: I am the shit
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
(Source: venomoth-balls, via mister-muppet)
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
(via cumfort)
lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
(via crystallized-teardrops)
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
(via finishlife)
